summer rant

i may have a brain tumor or something...

things that made my brain constantly vibrate (creating shockwaves of almost unbearable.. buti na lang may advil... pain) for the past week and a half:

1. zoo lecture. yes. i know. zoo lecture. i really thought that this would be a big comforting breeze for me (enough to de-stress me throughout this fucking hot summer.. swear, you could make a sunny side up directly in those cement roads.. without oven.. that's how infernal the philippines is as of the moment), since it's just zoo and i pretty much retained whatever "knowledge" i got from that 3 years of biology-cation back in high school. but sadly, unfortunately, putang ina-ly, no. quizzes are all products of a bored, incapacitated neurons from me, thus the formation of 8 water molecules in 5 glucose monomers combined (when actually, it's only 4) and reversal of my perspective on what euchromatin and heterochromatin is. plus, the first long exam! it was hard. i would be lucky if i got a 60 in that exam. maybe, i'm just plain stupid. either that or i may be too mean to my zoo lec teacher who i always mock because of the akward"laughter", in between supposedly scientific discussion, she makes, thus karma.. mean acts deserves mean punishments. haha... don't listen to me. i'm just venting out my academic inadequacies. life is too good and precious to be spoiled by a freaking zoo lecture class.. putang ina naman.. yeah right.!

2. zoo lab. though its more fun than the lecture, i have to say that 4 hours every mondays, wednesdays and fridays of the week of "lab life"almost right after you wake up and just before you eat your lunch is not a good way to live life. but i have no choice. it is what the registrar has given me. and who has any power to contradict the registrar. load rev. tama. but unfortunately, there is only one zoo lab class, so no choice. plus.. i hate the fucking tissues. yeah. all of them. even though i have plans of becoming a kick-ass pathologist... and part of the job of the pathologist is to biopsy tissues... stare at them and determine if they're cancerous or not.. coolness... but still, it's possible to hate your work and at the same time excel in it... haha.

3. filipino.... puta!!!!!!! i thought having bellen and beni santos as filipino teachers (for fil 11 and 12, respectively) was enough of a torture.. but of course, here comes the life-is-unfair cookie monster crossing the threshold and oh.. mercilessly throws corroza right at me. yeah, he's a good teacher and all. but come on. where are those blue skies over the rainbow i'm looking for.. where? where???? definitely not in Berch 208... sori talaga france kung nadamay kita sa aking kamalasan.. but i guess both of us deserve it.. you for not sticking to your christian values (hahaha....) and me for being plain old unlucky me...

yeah. basically that's it. that's what makes my brain vibrate painfully. my SUMMER CLASS.

fast and furious pace. tumor-inducing.

but even with all these rants. i swear i'm gonna conquer these fuckers. i'm not gonna let them stop me from dominating the world (this has been my life force motivating me to move on quite recently.. the possibility of dominating the world... hahahahahaha...)

i may not ever get that 4.0 qpi i'm hoping for this summer term (god i love my 2nd sem qpi.... got the best end of my "forecasts") but still... i will fight... rambo style. haha.

which reminds me. study study study alec. other people may think it uncool for a person to study. but not you. studying is your favorite hobby (oh how i beg for myself to consider this). okay not favorite hobby. a priority would be enough. you did not transplant yourself here in loyola heights all the way from that gorgeous city of davao (thus... wala parents. wala cousins... meron namang friends.. but still...) to have fun. you are here to study in the hopes of elevating your status as a homo sapien sapiens in this society of ours... yuck.. society of ours? so prissy-sounding.

hai..

pero.. mauuna pa rin ang episode 19 ng heroes bago ang lahat ng mga 'yan.

nyahahahahaha....